There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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