Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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