Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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