toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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