i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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