I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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