Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
