It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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