I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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