How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just forgot I was standing up.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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