love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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