so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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