Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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