Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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