Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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