I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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