It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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