It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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