problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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