And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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