sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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