Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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