Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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