Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just want to make out with him forever
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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