we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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