last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It was like getting head from an anaconda
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
