awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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