I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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