I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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