Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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