god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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