OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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