so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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