Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
