If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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