Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
