we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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