the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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