Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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