so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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