Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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