btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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