if you like me you must not know who I am
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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