i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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