Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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