Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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