i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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