I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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