Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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