If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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