How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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